In case you're wondering, I recently acquired a new plant.
It's a Giant Elephant Ear.
The picture is representative of what this particular strain looks like in the wild, although they don't promise such results, saying 8 foot in height and leaves 8 foot by 4 foot are more what you'll get as the home gardener.
Regardless, I got one.
That's her picture up top... I've named her "Audrey" after the plant in "Little Shop of Horrors".