Wedding thoughts

Just when you thought I wouldn't post, here I am again. 
Salivary gland issue resolved without surgery, yay. 
So I've booked the flight, hotel and car for your Mom's wedding - and funny enough, it appears that Great Grandma Susan, Uncle Tommy, Grandpa Don and Uncle Ian and I will be staying at the same hotel.
Was this planned? Trust me, no. 
If we all come out alive, I'll be forever thankful. If the hotel's standing I'll be even more thankful. 
So, anyway... when I come up we're doing the zoo, depending on weather and timing, we may do the amusement park as well. 
I can't wait to see ya'll. 

Now here's a test for Jess, who swears she reads my blog. 

Jess, I'm trying to find you the perfect wedding present. I'm searching for a babysitting service that'll give you a kind of a gift certificate for future use. 
If I can pull this off, you'll either know about it or be surprised. I'm betting on surprised. 
I'm going with legitimate services, not teenagers posting on Craigslist, btw.